Omg I want a spy!au
Where Gavin is an agent (the sneaking-around-gathering-info-stealing-things type not the beat-the-shit-out-of-people type) and Michael’s on the radio telling him where to go and what to do and he always gets really mad and yells and Gavin never takes any of it seriously and he messes up but all in all he always does the right job. Even though along the way he screws up, he never screws up to the point where it matters, just enough to make Michael mad.
And Geoff’s their supervisor who gives them cases and yells at them when they cut it too close, Dan is another agent (except he does more of the physical hand to hand combat type things), Ray mostly does tech stuff but he also works in the field sometimes too…I’ll stop here seeing as I’m not sure anyone’s even interested but uuuuuuuuuugh I want it
Six seconds well spent.
It was. It was.

sexting is so weird i did it once and the guy was getting really into it and i was eating a pack of doritos and playing final fantasy
